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| Sofa King | 
Date Tue Nov 3 8:12:22 p.m. CT 2009
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| The Sofa King faced potent and aggressive foes this week.The king sent forth his Knights with an assignment=let loose a merciless barrage of gauntlet points.Sir Mcnabb and Sir Jones Drew along with Sir Colston and Sir shockey inflicted the most damage upon the bowels of Texas Windbagger.Together,a veritable sword of defiance we stand immune to any onslaught. |
| Land Sharks |
Date Tue Nov 3 9:53:31 p.m. CT 2009
Edited Tue Nov 3 10:00:33 p.m. CT 2009
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| It seems there is a new foe abound and dwelling in an imaginary land. The Couch Queen's title hopes will soon be stripped from them in week 12. The Land Sharks are mending their wounds and the moats of despair that surround the Couch Queens Castle of dreams will soon conjur up a Land Shark of such magnitude that even Merlin himslef would drop and cower at the very site of such a powerfull creature. So I say to you, feast on victory while you can for soon their will be no one to serve your Queen, for they shall all be devoured into such an unholy demolition by a ghastly crew where the blood will flow as rivers and the mindless onslaght will not tary but march unrestlessly into the next week of battle leaving only devastation and despair behind for your Couch Spudded Queen to rule over. So when you drop your drawbridge in week 12 be ready to feel the plague ridden wrath of The Land Shark's on your field of battle, the war has begun! |
| Sofa King |
Date Tue Nov 3 10:24:07 p.m. CT 2009
Edited Tue Nov 3 10:50:52 p.m. CT 2009
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| Land Sharks dwell deep in the minnow bucket of despair.Just remember when u come up for air in week 12,Bow down to YOUR MAJESTY. |
| Land Sharks |
Date Wed Nov 4 9:43:26 a.m. CT 2009
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| When this team of power infested jugernauts reach your couch there will only be a big wet stain left where his majesty once sat before fleeing in fear of the unruly beast that will strip his abandoned sofa of even it's loose change of course being carefull not to touch the royal urine stain. |
| Sofa King |
Date Thu Nov 5 10:37:19 p.m. CT 2009
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| At the slightest provocation,the Sofa King will draw down the river and hoist the bridge.And when we see their blackened pupils slithering in the muddy gumbo,Sir Shockey and other dutiful Knights shall fillet these Land Guppies for all to feast.Until we meet in week 12 I have 3 words 4 ya=Hook in Mouth=. |
| D-Generation X dba Main Event Mafia |
Date Fri Nov 6 8:13:36 a.m. CT 2009
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| That's copyright infringement there u cheeto stained antique piece of fire wood. The mafia will be expecting some kickback otherwise expect a shakedown and we're gonna go after every last thing down to last old crusty penny in the deepest crevices. |