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Topic The Armchair Owners Fantasy-Football League Message Board / Message from Caesar (34 hits)

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D-Generation X dba Main Event Mafia Date Sun Nov 1 9:26:38 a.m. CT 2009 Edited Sun Nov 1 9:34:39 a.m. CT 2009
Attention ladies and gentleman of the AOFL

A decree from Caesar is being passed down.  Stay inside your homes this weekend as word on the street is warfare has broken out between the families.  Long Brothers you listen to me.  When I talk you listen.  Nobody insults the Mafia and get's away with it. When I tell you to do something you do what I say.And i'm telling you that if you will write 100 times "I will never ever never ever ever talk back to the Godfather of the Main Even Mafia again" then maybe just maybe i'll let you live. Otherwise it's the fishes for youse.  And i'm not gonna throw you out there with that candy ace jabroni land sharks neither.  It's gonna be in the Dead Sea, if you know what I mean. I know you guys used to have the market on Mafias...but there's a new Don in town.  So you can take your cartel, get back on your banana boat, and go back to protesting Castro and making coffee.  So listen!  We are the real deal AOFL. What we say is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.  And if you aren't down with that!

Bang--your dead

do what your Godfather says
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Land Sharks Date Sun Nov 1 10:40:51 a.m. CT 2009 Edited Sun Nov 1 10:46:24 a.m. CT 2009
Ace is right Don boy.  This Shark isn't your normal breed it's a Land Shark and it's coming to your town devouring everything on the coast and in it's path to the Donner's play house of doll's, because you must be in imaginary land or sipping on too much Italian wine to not see the death and destruction that will be reaped from stadium to stadium as these newly sharpened JAWS of the Land Sharks have their way swimming accross the points board.  So toss who you will into that dead sea because I own those waters and will soon be taking MEM's Donner by storm which will make El Nino look like a mid summer drizzle.    

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