Old Stooges
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 11.20 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 19.50 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 6.90 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 11.40 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 16.80 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 5.40 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 14.10 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 93.3 |
| Potential Points: |
108.75 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB | 14.25 |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 9.00 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 0.00 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 14.30 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 7.30 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 0 |
| Lewis, Marcedes JAC TE | 0.00 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 13.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 57.85 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 151.15 |
|
Horrorshow Groodies
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 0 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 20.60 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 23.50 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 7.80 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 5.00 |
| McMichael, Randy STL TE | 2.60 |
| Stover, Matt BAL PK | 8.30 |
| Texans, Houston HOU Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 68.8 |
| Potential Points: |
68.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
100.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Kitna, Jon DET QB | 0 |
| Morris, Maurice SEA RB | 0 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 3.70 |
| Taylor, Fred JAC RB | 4.60 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 0.00 |
| Jackson, Darrell DEN WR | 0 |
| Stallworth, Donte' CLE WR | 0 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 8.30 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 77.10 |
|
Fried Egg Sandwiches
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 18.65 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 8.10 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 5.60 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 12.20 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 22.90 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 0.80 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 6.20 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 76.45 |
| Potential Points: |
87.15 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| O'Sullivan, J.T. SFO QB | 11.85 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 0 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 8.50 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 0 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 0 |
| Meachem, Robert NOS WR | 15.90 |
| Fasano, Anthony MIA TE | 0 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 36.25 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 112.70 |
|
Snake-Like Continua
| Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 13.65 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 3.80 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 0.00 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 15.90 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 8.20 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 2.60 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 9.70 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 0.00 |
| Starter Total: | 53.85 |
| Potential Points: |
74.3 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 25.90 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 0 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 5.20 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 0 |
| Porter, Jerry JAC WR | 0.60 |
| Rice, Sidney MIN WR | 0.60 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 0 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 35.30 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 89.15 |
|
Big Richards
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 15.10 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 3.70 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 13.50 |
| Sweed, Limas PIT WR | 0 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 5.70 |
| Baker, Chris NYJ TE | 0.90 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 15.30 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 62.2 |
| Potential Points: |
64.9 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
95.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 11.05 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 3.20 |
| Doucet, Early ARI WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 0 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 0 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 0 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 18.00 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 1.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 33.25 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 95.45 |
|
Alien Anal Probes
| Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 11.85 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 24.80 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 4.90 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 6.50 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 3.80 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 15.00 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 0 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 10.00 |
| Starter Total: | 76.85 |
| Potential Points: |
97.7 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
78.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 22.70 |
| Hall, Andre DEN RB | 1.40 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 0 |
| McClain, Le'Ron BAL RB | 14.90 |
| Johnson, Bryant SFO WR | 0.00 |
| Stuckey, Chansi NYJ WR | 1.20 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 0 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 4.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 44.20 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 121.05 |
|
DJ's Vikes
| Starters |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 36.45 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 3.70 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 4.20 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 18.70 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 9.00 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 8.70 |
| Nedney, Joe SFO PK | 13.40 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 9.00 |
| Starter Total: | 103.15 |
| Potential Points: |
119.85 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
86.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 0 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 0 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 0 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 11.90 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 0 |
| Hardy, James BUF WR | 0.00 |
| Hanson, Jason DET PK | 0 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 18.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 29.90 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 133.05 |
|
Dancing Bears
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 25.70 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 29.80 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 17.60 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 28.50 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 14.20 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 1.90 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 6.60 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 126.3 |
| Potential Points: |
136.3 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
92.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 0 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 6.60 |
| Galloway, Joey TBB WR | 0 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 0 |
| Hackett, D.J. CAR WR | 2.40 |
| Curtis, Tony DAL TE | 0.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 12.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 21.00 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 147.30 |
|
Vicious Wieners
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 19.60 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 17.40 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 8.50 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 14.60 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 15.60 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 11.80 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 7.40 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 102.9 |
| Potential Points: |
107.2 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
96.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Griese, Brian TBB QB | 5.45 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 12.80 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 7.80 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 0 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Hilliard, Ike TBB WR | 2.10 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 0.00 |
| Raiders, Oakland OAK Def | 8.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 36.15 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 139.05 |
|
Rikka Racka Fiyacrakas
| Starters |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 10.00 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 15.00 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 11.20 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 12.10 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 5.20 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 2.80 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 8.10 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 66.4 |
| Potential Points: |
98.25 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
67.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 29.75 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 6.10 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 3.60 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 20.10 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 0.00 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 8.40 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 0 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 67.95 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 134.35 |
|
Rocky Mountain Thunder
| Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 19.85 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 15.40 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 11.70 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 14.50 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 8.80 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 0 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 3.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 5.00 |
| Starter Total: | 78.25 |
| Potential Points: |
79.95 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
97.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 0 |
| Johnson, Rudi DET RB | 0 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 0.10 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 0 |
| Austin, Miles DAL WR | 10.50 |
| Boss, Kevin NYG TE | 0 |
| Mare, Olindo SEA PK | 0 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 12.60 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 90.85 |
|
Eau Claire Doctors
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 28.15 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 13.30 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 4.90 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 0.80 |
| Lloyd, Brandon CHI WR | 3.30 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 10.70 |
| Brown, Kris HOU PK | 10.70 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 9.00 |
| Starter Total: | 80.85 |
| Potential Points: |
93.15 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
86.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 0 |
| Perry, Chris CIN RB | 2.30 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 0.00 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 0 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 13.10 |
| Patten, David NOS WR | 2.10 |
| Carney, John NYG PK | 0 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 17.50 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 98.35 |
|