Old Stooges
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 19.45 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 10.90 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 2.40 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 0.80 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 1.30 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 9.00 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 0.00 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 45.85 |
| Potential Points: |
77.05 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
59.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 8.00 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 0 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 2.50 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 12.80 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 6.30 |
| Fasano, Anthony MIA TE | 9.90 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 6.70 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 1.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 47.20 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 93.05 |
|
Eau Claire Doctors
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 33.30 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 6.80 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 15.90 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 17.10 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 7.60 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 11.30 |
| Brown, Kris HOU PK | 7.00 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 9.00 |
| Starter Total: | 108 |
| Potential Points: |
119.9 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
90.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 5.95 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 6.40 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 2.90 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 3.10 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 0 |
| Lloyd, Brandon CHI WR | 9.40 |
| Carney, John NYG PK | 16.30 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 1.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 45.05 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 153.05 |
|
Rocky Mountain Thunder
| Starters |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 5.80 |
| Faulk, Kevin NEP RB | 0.80 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 5.30 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 5.50 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 2.30 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 5.90 |
| Elam, Jason ATL PK | 7.90 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 34.5 |
| Potential Points: |
85.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
40.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 21.70 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 18.20 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 9.40 |
| Moore, Mewelde PIT RB | 3.30 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 6.80 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR | 13.90 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 75.30 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 109.80 |
|
Alien Anal Probes
| Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 16.50 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 33.50 |
| McClain, Le'Ron BAL RB | 19.00 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 9.00 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 26.80 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 7.10 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 11.80 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 131.7 |
| Potential Points: |
131.7 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
100.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 3.50 |
| Hall, Andre DEN RB | 0 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 0.60 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 0 |
| Johnson, Bryant SFO WR | 4.30 |
| Stuckey, Chansi NYJ WR | 5.00 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 0.40 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 1.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 14.80 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 146.50 |
|
Fried Egg Sandwiches
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 18.20 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 7.50 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 24.80 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 25.00 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 10.10 |
| Carlson, John SEA TE | 1.40 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 11.80 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 101.8 |
| Potential Points: |
120.35 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
84.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hill, Shaun SFO QB | 21.05 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 2.80 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 0 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 0 |
| Ward, Derrick NYG RB | 9.10 |
| Hixon, Domenik NYG WR | 12.20 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 21.10 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 69.25 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 171.05 |
|
Vicious Wieners
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 25.15 |
| Morris, Sammy NEP RB | 8.50 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 4.20 |
| Breaston, Steve ARI WR | 15.10 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 13.40 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 4.90 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 18.10 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 9.00 |
| Starter Total: | 98.35 |
| Potential Points: |
105.7 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
93.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Leinart, Matt ARI QB | 4.15 |
| Orton, Kyle CHI QB | 26.40 |
| Dunn, Warrick TBB RB | 4.10 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 0.30 |
| Rhodes, Dominic IND RB | 0 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 10.30 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 4.60 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 51.85 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 150.20 |
|
Horrorshow Groodies
| Starters |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 16.20 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 25.20 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 27.60 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 7.70 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 0 |
| Keller, Dustin NYJ TE | 2.40 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 18.10 |
| Texans, Houston HOU Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 100.2 |
| Potential Points: |
114.3 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 0 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 10.60 |
| Pittman, Michael DEN RB | 0 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 14.10 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 3.40 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 7.60 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 0.80 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 39.50 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 139.70 |
|
Big Richards
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 23.15 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 12.00 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 1.20 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 7.00 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 1.50 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 0 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 1.00 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 24.00 |
| Starter Total: | 69.85 |
| Potential Points: |
77.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
90.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 27.40 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 1.30 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 1.30 |
| Doucet, Early ARI WR | 2.90 |
| Sweed, Limas PIT WR | 0.00 |
| Baker, Chris NYJ TE | 1.30 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 1.00 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.20 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 107.05 |
|
Dancing Bears
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 4.25 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 16.80 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 17.80 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 14.80 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 11.00 |
| Shiancoe, Visanthe MIN TE | 1.40 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 7.90 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 75.95 |
| Potential Points: |
105.45 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 14.85 |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 15.85 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 1.80 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 17.60 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 13.10 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 2.90 |
| Curtis, Tony DAL TE | 0.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 17.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 83.10 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 159.05 |
|
DJ's Vikes
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 8.75 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 7.20 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 1.20 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 18.30 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 10.80 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 3.70 |
| Nedney, Joe SFO PK | 10.20 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 62.15 |
| Potential Points: |
74.05 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
83.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 10.85 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 1.10 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 10.00 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 5.00 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 6.10 |
| Hardy, James BUF WR | 0 |
| Hanson, Jason DET PK | 3.00 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 39.05 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 101.20 |
|
Rikka Racka Fiyacrakas
| Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 24.40 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 16.30 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 0 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 7.70 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 2.60 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 5.70 |
| Bryant, Matt TBB PK | 6.00 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 10.00 |
| Starter Total: | 72.7 |
| Potential Points: |
84.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Thigpen, Tyler KCC QB | 11.95 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 10.90 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 0 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 0 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 11.60 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 3.10 |
| Toomer, Amani NYG WR | 1.60 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 10.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 49.15 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 121.85 |
|
Snake-Like Continua
| Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 10.35 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 11.90 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 0 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 0.50 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 22.20 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 13.50 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 7.30 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 68.75 |
| Potential Points: |
92.65 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
74.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 6.40 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 0 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 19.80 |
| Porter, Jerry JAC WR | 0 |
| Rice, Sidney MIN WR | 0.90 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 10.00 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 4.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 41.10 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 109.85 |
|