Snake-Like Continua
| Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 20.90 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 4.70 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 23.10 |
| Edwards, Braylon CLE WR | 1.50 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 9.20 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 9.20 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 8.40 |
| Jaguars, Jacksonville JAC Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 85 |
| Potential Points: |
105.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
80.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 6.00 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 0 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 0 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 16.50 |
| Porter, Jerry JAC WR | 9.30 |
| Rice, Sidney MIN WR | 6.30 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 8.90 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 50.00 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 135.00 |
|
Fried Egg Sandwiches
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay DEN QB | 35.25 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 22.60 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 15.60 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 10.90 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 3.70 |
| Fasano, Anthony MIA TE | 1.70 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 8.40 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 100.15 |
| Potential Points: |
117.05 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
85.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hill, Shaun SFO QB | 14.05 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 3.80 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 18.60 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 4.60 |
| Burress, Plaxico NYG WR | 7.70 |
| Hixon, Domenik NYG WR | 0.00 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 13.60 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 6.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 68.35 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 168.50 |
|
Alien Anal Probes
| Starters |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | -0.40 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 9.00 |
| McClain, Le'Ron BAL RB | 2.50 |
| Holt, Torry STL WR | 0.50 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 6.60 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 0 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 6.60 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 8.00 |
| Starter Total: | 32.8 |
| Potential Points: |
42.6 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 8.20 |
| Hall, Andre DEN RB | 0 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 0 |
| Young, Selvin DEN RB | 0.20 |
| Johnson, Bryant SFO WR | 1.70 |
| Stuckey, Chansi NYJ WR | 0.00 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 0 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 2.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 12.10 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 44.90 |
|
Big Richards
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 23.20 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 0 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 0 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 11.60 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 17.40 |
| Baker, Chris NYJ TE | 0.00 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 10.50 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 65.7 |
| Potential Points: |
74.9 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 7.20 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 0 |
| Doucet, Early ARI WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 2.60 |
| Sweed, Limas PIT WR | 0.00 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 1.60 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 8.40 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 8.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 27.80 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 93.50 |
|
Dancing Bears
| Starters |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 19.05 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 2.40 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 20.30 |
| Coles, Laveranues NYJ WR | 1.40 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 6.30 |
| Shiancoe, Visanthe MIN TE | 0.40 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 2.00 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 53.85 |
| Potential Points: |
53.85 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
100.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Garcia, Jeff TBB QB | 0 |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 0 |
| Johnson, Larry KCC RB | 0 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Owens, Terrell DAL WR | 0 |
| Curtis, Tony DAL TE | 0 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 0 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 0.00 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 53.85 |
|
DJ's Vikes
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 24.00 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 12.60 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 4.20 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 1.80 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 13.00 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 1.30 |
| Nedney, Joe SFO PK | 7.10 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 17.00 |
| Starter Total: | 81 |
| Potential Points: |
98.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
82.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett NYJ QB | 12.35 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 9.80 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 0 |
| Chambers, Chris SDC WR | 0.00 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 14.00 |
| Hardy, James BUF WR | 8.10 |
| Hanson, Jason DET PK | 2.00 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 16.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 62.25 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 143.25 |
|
Rikka Racka Fiyacrakas
| Starters |
| Quinn, Brady CLE QB | 20.25 |
| McAllister, Deuce NOS RB | 10.10 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 28.50 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 2.90 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 8.30 |
| Miller, Billy NOS TE | 6.50 |
| Lindell, Rian BUF PK | 4.00 |
| Panthers, Carolina CAR Def | 11.00 |
| Starter Total: | 91.55 |
| Potential Points: |
100.05 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
91.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Rosenfels, Sage HOU QB | 12.20 |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 0 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 0 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 1.90 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 2.10 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 11.40 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 0 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 3.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 30.60 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 122.15 |
|
Vicious Wieners
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 28.40 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 5.00 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 5.90 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 7.20 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 0.90 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 12.60 |
| Kasay, John CAR PK | 5.20 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 1.00 |
| Starter Total: | 66.2 |
| Potential Points: |
91.5 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Leinart, Matt ARI QB | 0 |
| Orton, Kyle CHI QB | 0 |
| Graham, Earnest TBB RB | 0 |
| Green-Ellis, BenJarvus NEP RB | 16.50 |
| Morris, Sammy NEP RB | 0 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 14.50 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 6.10 |
| Rams, St. Louis STL Def | 0.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.10 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 103.30 |
|
Eau Claire Doctors
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 24.10 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 10.50 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 27.10 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 4.60 |
| Jones, Matt JAC WR | 6.20 |
| Gonzalez, Tony KCC TE | 23.30 |
| Carney, John NYG PK | 12.00 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 0.00 |
| Starter Total: | 107.8 |
| Potential Points: |
137.4 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
78.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 15.75 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 18.30 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 17.30 |
| Harrison, Marvin IND WR | 3.70 |
| Lloyd, Brandon CHI WR | 0 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 22.40 |
| Brown, Kris HOU PK | 8.80 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 4.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 90.25 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 198.05 |
|
Rocky Mountain Thunder
| Starters |
| Cassel, Matt NEP QB | 17.90 |
| Faulk, Kevin NEP RB | 1.80 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 14.40 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 14.90 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR | 9.80 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 8.40 |
| Elam, Jason ATL PK | 10.00 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 2.00 |
| Starter Total: | 79.2 |
| Potential Points: |
108.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
72.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 0 |
| Buckhalter, Correll PHI RB | 2.10 |
| Moore, Mewelde PIT RB | 22.50 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 18.60 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 0 |
| Ocho Cinco, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 14.50 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 1.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 58.70 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 137.90 |
|
Horrorshow Groodies
| Starters |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 12.55 |
| Pittman, Michael DEN RB | 0 |
| Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB | 11.70 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 0.00 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 0 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 13.80 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 7.00 |
| Texans, Houston HOU Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 48.05 |
| Potential Points: |
70.75 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
67.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 0 |
| James, Edgerrin ARI RB | 0.40 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 3.00 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 0 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN WR | 0 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 0 |
| Keller, Dustin NYJ TE | 16.70 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 9.00 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 29.10 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 77.15 |
|
Old Stooges
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 19.80 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 2.30 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 32.90 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 2.20 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 5.30 |
| Winslow, Kellen CLE TE | 21.10 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 3.00 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 3.00 |
| Starter Total: | 89.6 |
| Potential Points: |
107.7 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
83.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 20.40 |
| Benson, Cedric CIN RB | 0 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 13.50 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 8.00 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 1.20 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 8.50 |
| Lewis, Marcedes JAC TE | 6.40 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 58.00 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 147.60 |
|