| Who will win the 2008 Championship? |
| StackMonkeys: | 1 |
| Boomer Sooners: | 2 |
| Terrible Terrapins: | 1 |
| Woodstock Warriors: | 0 |
| Replacements: | 2 |
| Annie's Apes: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 6 |
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| What 4 teams will NOT make the playoffs? |
| Blues Brothers: | 6 |
| Hellena Dragons: | 6 |
| Crimson Pride: | 4 |
| Woodstock Warriors: | 5 |
| Annie's Town Apes: | 1 |
| The Replacements: | 1 |
| Boomer Sooners: | 0 |
| Leathernecks: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 24 |
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| Who got the better end of each Trade? G trades Edgerin James, and TO to Leathernecks for Kurt Warner, Lendale White, and Randy Moss and Lynn trades Santana Moss, and Bernard Berrian to Kevin for Carson Palmer, and Felix Jones. |
| Stephen and Kevin?: | 2 |
| Stephen and Lynn?: | 0 |
| Gerwin and Kevin?: | 3 |
| Gerwin and Lynn?: | 0 |
| Trades didnt help anybody out really: | 0 |
| Each team improved the same.: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
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| What is Tim's favorite sexual activity? |
| Having Gerwin spray his face with semen: | 0 |
| Having Gerwin drop a big shit on his chest: | 1 |
| Having Gerwin shove his cock up his ass: | 0 |
| Going Ass-to-Mouth with Gerwin's cock: | 0 |
| Getting double-teamed by Gerwin and Jason: | 0 |
| Getting laughed at by strippers for his small penis: | 0 |
| Ejaculating in 2 seconds at the massage parlor: | 1 |
| Being Gerwin's official Cum Dumpster: | 1 |
| Winning the "Biggest Ass-Gape" contest: | 0 |
| Being passed around the Pi Kapp house like a collection plate at church: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 4 |
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| For Tim and Tommy, who pitches and who catches? |
| Tim takes it up the ass.: | 1 |
| Tommy loves it in his pooper.: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 4 |
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| Who had the best draft this year? |
| Woodstock Warriors: | 0 |
| StackMonkeys: | 0 |
| The Replacements: | 0 |
| Boomer Sooners: | 0 |
| Leathernecks: | 0 |
| Hellena Dragons: | 0 |
| Annie's Town Apes: | 1 |
| Crimson Pride: | 0 |
| Terrible Terrapins: | 0 |
| Blues Brothers: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 5 |
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