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No Guts, No Glory Fantasy Football League |
| StackMonkeys | 
Date Fri Aug 29 2:25:57 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Nov 26 4:53:59 a.m. ET 2008
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| In this thread we will keep a season long sportbook. Each team will start with $1000 virtual dollars. I will set spreads on fantasy games, NFL game stats, over/unders, parlays, and several other ways to lose your money to the house. The owner with the most $$ at the end of the season wins. However, something tells me that the House may come out on top.  Current Balance: After Week 1 HOUSE- (-$600) Tim - $1,000 Lynn - $875 Gerwin - $700 John - $1,700 Stephen - $1,000 Jeremy - $2,500 Jason - $1,000 Phillip - $1,000 Kevin - (-$175) |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Fri Aug 29 2:50:24 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Mon Sep 1 2:53:12 p.m. ET 2008
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| Preseason Bets: 1. Who will finish last in the league this year? 2. Who will win it all? Champions Parlay: $25 bet minimum...(pays 20 -1....you bet $25 and get all 6 right you win $500) Name all 6 of the teams that make the sinister 6 Failed 4 Parlay: **Same as the Champions (pays 10-1) Name all four teams that fail to make the Championship tourney Non-sports Bet Obama vs McCain for Prez Minimum bet $100 Place you bets in this thread only. Preseason Sportsbook closes one-hour before kickoff on Thursday on Week 1 of NFL regular season. |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Mon Sep 1 2:51:52 p.m. ET 2008
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| Week 1 lines.... Terrible Terrapins 14.5 Woodstock Warriors Crimson Pride 3.5 StackMonkeys Hellena Dragons 15.5 Annie's Town Apes Replacements 7.0 Boomer Sooners Blues Brothers 10.0 Lethernecks Over/Under Terrapins/Warriors 296 Week 1 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 10-1 Minimum bet $25 |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Mon Sep 1 5:51:33 p.m. ET 2008
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| Question, How do you come up with your spreads? Haven't you learned never bet against me in the regular season! Here are my week 1 winners. Boomer Sooners Terrapins StackMonkeys Hellena Dragons Leathernecks I'm being a company man and picking all Entec winners. That's right, Also, I know I've heard the Blues Brothers have the best team but I'm betting they are slow out of the gate. $500 bet on Boomer Sooners and minimum on the others. Also give me a $25 parlay on all 5 games. I'll take the under on terrapins and Warriors for $25. |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Mon Sep 1 5:55:40 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Nov 26 4:53:44 a.m. ET 2008
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| Champions Parlay: Champion Boomer Sooners $50. Annies Town Apes finishes Last. $50. Lost $50 Sinister 6: Sooners, Terrapins, Woodstock, StackMonkeys, Blues Brothers, Replacements Lost $25 Failed 4: Dragons, Pride, Apes, Leathernecks Lost $25 McCain wins it all for picking that nice eye candy as his running mate! Did I hear someone say HOT FOR TEACHER! Lost $100 |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Mon Sep 1 6:15:21 p.m. ET 2008
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| $25 bet for any below I didn't put a bet on. |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Mon Sep 1 7:16:05 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Mon Sep 1 7:25:32 p.m. ET 2008
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| Boomer Sooners:> $25 bet for any below I didn't put a bet on. 1 question: For the week 1 bets.... you bet each game against the spread are your picks against the spread the same as your straight up picks for the parlay? |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Mon Sep 1 7:23:36 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Sep 10 12:22:45 a.m. ET 2008
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| OK This is what I have for the Boomers...Way to go Kevin... Pre-Season Bracket: $50 for Champions bet $50 for Losers bet $25 for Sinister 6 Parlay $25 for Failed 4 Parlay $100 for President Bet _____ $250 Week 1 Bracket: $25 Over/Under won $25 $25 Parlay won $250 $500 bet on Sooners game won $500 $25*4= $100 for rest of each game vs spread won 3 and lost 1(Hellena did not cover)Won $75 _____ $650 Total Bets = $900 Total Winnings $850 (almost perfect) Let me know if I did it right.... |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Mon Sep 1 7:25:44 p.m. ET 2008
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| I was betting $500 on me winning this weeks game. I'm not putting any money on any other team winning the Championship. I'm putting $25 for me to win the championship. I guess on the Parlay I meant I'm betting $25 on the parlay picks I made. |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Mon Sep 1 7:30:32 p.m. ET 2008
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| Tommy, You have got what I meant down pat. I am going with what you put down just then above. |
| Terrible Terrapins |
Date Mon Sep 1 8:03:37 p.m. ET 2008
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| StackMonkeys:> In this thread we will keep a season long So Tommy you are not going to be a part of the betting since you are the house? Or is it you dont want to be shown up by the master and this is your copout.... |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Mon Sep 1 9:10:31 p.m. ET 2008
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| Terrible Terrapins:> So Tommy you are not going to be a part of the It's because I'm the house.....got keep it above board if I'm gonna set the lines.... |
| Hellena Dragons |
Date Tue Sep 2 11:05:31 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Sep 10 12:25:04 a.m. ET 2008
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| I will take a 25 parlay with the following. Lost $25-Blues got ya Terps / Monkey / Dragons / Sooners / Blues Also 100 on the Dragons to cover the spread. Lost $100 Week 1 total -$125 |
| Blues Brothers |
Date Wed Sep 3 11:46:29 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Sep 10 12:27:28 a.m. ET 2008
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| Put me down for: $50 Woodstock Warriors +14.5 Lost $50 $50 Apes + 15.5 Lost $50 $100 under 296 Won $100 Week 1 = Broke Even Blues Bros |
| Terrible Terrapins |
Date Thu Sep 4 6:06:49 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Sep 10 12:30:29 a.m. ET 2008
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| Terrible will cover for $100 Win $100 Pride will not cover for $25 Win $25 Hellena will cover for $25 Lost $25 Replacements will not cover for $25 Win $25 Bluesbrother will cover for $25 Lost $25 Terrible/Warriors will be UNDER 296 for $100 Win $100 Week one winners for $50 fro the Week 1 Parlay Terrapins, Stackmonkeys, Dragons, Sooners, Blues Brothers Lost $50 Week 1 total= $150 That is all for week one. Terrible Terrapins |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Wed Sep 10 12:33:00 a.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 1 is in the books....Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. Week 2 will be posted tomorrow.. |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Thu Sep 11 4:31:39 a.m. ET 2008
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| Week 2 lines.... Terrible Terrapins 18.5 Blues Brothers Annie's Town Apes 8.5 StackMonkeys Hellena Dragons 9.5 Replacements Lethernecks 7.0 Boomer Sooners Crimson Pride 5.5 Woodstock Warriors Pick Highest scoring fantasy team in NGNG in week 2 Pick Lowest scoring fantasy team in NGNG in week 2 Over/Under Eagles/Cowboys 41.5 Who scores more fantasy points this week.. Aaron Rogers or Ben Rothlisberger ? Week 2 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 10-1 Minimum bet $25 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of first game |
| Annie's Town Apes |
Date Thu Sep 11 3:16:30 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Sat Sep 20 12:26:19 a.m. ET 2008
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| Gimme $500 on Aaron Rodgers and $500 on the over (Dal/Phi).........im not sure if there is a max bet but if not that is what i want. ATA Win $1000 |
| Commissioner |
Date Thu Sep 11 4:54:43 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Sat Sep 20 12:26:46 a.m. ET 2008
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| Warriors take the over on Dallas/Philly and bet $500. Win $500 | |
| Woodstock Warriors |
Date Thu Sep 11 4:55:58 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Sat Sep 20 12:27:31 a.m. ET 2008
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| And bet $100 on the Warriors covering against Crimson Cried. Lost $100 - total for the week Won $400 |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Sat Sep 13 10:24:29 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Sat Sep 20 12:28:00 a.m. ET 2008
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| I'll take a $25 parlay on all of the Entec crew and Woodstock Warriors. $50 Ben Roethlisberger. %50 Boomer Sooners against the spread. Lost $125 |
| Terrible Terrapins |
Date Sun Sep 14 10:11:08 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Sat Sep 20 12:28:37 a.m. ET 2008
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| StackMonkeys:> Week 2 lines.... OK heres what the Terrible Terrapins want Terrapins to cover for 25 Stackmonkies to cover for 100 Hellena to cover for 25 Leathernecks to cover for 25 Crimson Pride to cover for 25 Terrapins Highest scoring team 25 Lowest Scoring team Blues Brothers 25 Over for Eagles/Cowboys 50 Ben Rothlesburger scores more for 50 Week 2 Parley for 100 Terrapins, Stack, Hellena, Leathernecks, Pride TERRIBLE TERRAPIN STONE COLD LOCKS!!!!!!!!!! Lost $50 |
| Blues Brothers |
Date Sun Sep 14 11:53:11 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Sat Sep 20 12:29:00 a.m. ET 2008
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| Blues Bros take $150 Eagles/Cowboys over $100 Blues Bros + 18.5 Won $250 |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Sat Sep 20 12:59:56 a.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 2 is in the books....Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. Here is Week 3... Annie's Town Apes 2.5 Woodstock Warriors StackMonkeys 18.5 Replacements Lethernecks 25.5 Hellena Dragons Boomer Sooners 15.0 Blues Brothers Crimson Pride 5.5 Terrible Terrapins Pick Highest scoring fantasy team in NGNG in week 3 Pick Lowest scoring fantasy team in NGNG in week 3 Who scores more fantasy points this week.. Aaron Rogers or Brett Favre? Over/Under Crimson Pride vs Terrible Terrapins 237 Week 2 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 10-1 Minimum bet $25 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of first game |
| Annie's Town Apes |
Date Sat Sep 20 1:17:59 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Tue Sep 23 11:07:31 p.m. ET 2008
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| Who scores more fantasy points this week.. Aaron Rogers or Brett Favre? i will take Favre for $2000 won $2000 |
| Woodstock Warriors |
Date Sat Sep 20 2:17:46 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Tue Sep 23 11:08:00 p.m. ET 2008
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| I'm betting $500 on the 5 team parlay. Lost $500 Warriors to beat Apes Terrapins to beat Pride Leathers to beat Dragons Monkeys to beat Replacements Boomers to beat Brothers |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Sat Sep 20 8:11:18 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Tue Sep 23 11:08:32 p.m. ET 2008
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| I got a $25 parlay on Warriors, Monkeys, Necks, Sooners, and Pride. Lost $275 $250 on Aaron Rodgers. |
| Terrible Terrapins |
Date Sun Sep 21 8:49:27 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Sep 24 11:45:24 p.m. ET 2008
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| StackMonkeys:> OK boys Week 2 is in the books....Top of page is $250 Pride vs Terrapins OVER Its a Week 3 Parlay too numbnuts anyways $50 Annies, Monkeys, Leathers, Boomers, Terrapins $100.00 Farve outscoring Rodgers Won Parlay $500 and over -$250 and Favre $100 Total= $350 won |
| Terrible Terrapins |
Date Sun Sep 21 8:50:32 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Sep 24 11:46:05 p.m. ET 2008
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| One last bet I forgot to make. Terribles will cover vs pride for $250.00 Won $250 |
| Blues Brothers |
Date Sun Sep 21 11:30:31 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Fri Oct 17 2:51:01 a.m. ET 2008
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| Blues take Blues Brothers and Apes $250 each to cover the line Even |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Fri Sep 26 1:20:33 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Fri Sep 26 1:23:40 a.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 3 is in the books....Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. Here is Week 4... 1. Woodstock Warriors 5.5 Replacements 2. Lethernecks 34.5 StackMonkeys 3. Terrible Terrapins 15.0 Annie's Apes 4. Boomer Sooners 18.5 Dragons 5. Crimson Pride 8.5 Blues Brothers 6. Pick Lowest scoring fantasy team in NGNG in week 4 7. Pick a player that gets injured enough this week not to play next week (bye weeks don't count) pays 50-1 8. Over/Under Leathernecks Week 4 score 177.5 9. Week 4 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 10-1 Minimum bet $100 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of first game |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Fri Sep 26 10:17:12 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Fri Oct 17 2:53:08 a.m. ET 2008
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| Not sure of their Bye week but I put $25 on Jamal Lewis being to injured to play next week. Lost $25 $50 for the under on Leathers. Won $50 $500 on Boomers over Dragons Won $500 |
| Blues Brothers |
Date Fri Sep 26 10:58:53 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Fri Oct 17 2:55:50 a.m. ET 2008
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| Tommy, I know this is just for fun but last week I broke even as I took the Apes also. Go back and look. This week: $200 Leathers under Won $200 $200 Blues Bros Won $200 $200 Stackmonkeys Won $200 |
| Terrible Terrapins |
Date Sun Sep 28 9:41:33 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Fri Oct 17 2:57:50 a.m. ET 2008
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| StackMonkeys:> OK boys Week 3 is in the books....Top of page is Terrapins week 4 picks Leathers will be under 177.5 $100.00 Won $100 Terrapins will cover the spread $100.00 Won $100 Dragons will cover the spread $50.00 Lost $50 Blues Brothers will cover the spread $50.00 Won $50 Week 4 Parlay Replacements, Leathernecks, Terrapins, Sooners, Blues Brothers $100.00 Lost $100 Lowest scoring team in NGNG week 4 Crimson Pride $50.00 Lost $100 Player getting hurt this week that wont play in week 5 Kurt Warner $50.00 Lost $100 |
| Woodstock Warriors |
Date Sun Sep 28 11:45:39 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Fri Oct 17 2:58:32 a.m. ET 2008
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| I'm putting $500 on the Leathernecks UNDER. Won $500 $100 on Warriors covering. Lost $100 $200 on Sooners covering. Won $100 Oh yeah, ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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| StackMonkeys |
Date Fri Oct 17 3:22:13 a.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 4 is in the books....Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. I also corrected Week 3 for John. Here is Week 7... 1. Hellena Dragons 8.9 Woodstock Warriors 2. StackMonkeys 14.5 Blues Brothers 3. Annie's Apes 20.5 Replacements 4. Boomer Sooners 5.5 Terrible Terrapins 5. Leathernecks 22.5 Crimson Pride 6. Pick Highest scoring fantasy team in NGNG in week 7 Max bet $200 7. Panthers 3.0 Saints Max bet $200 8. Over/Under Boomers/Terrapins Week 7 score 233.5 Max bet $200 9. Week 4 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 25-1 Minimum bet $300 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of first game |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Sat Oct 18 9:54:52 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Sun Oct 19 11:29:48 p.m. ET 2008
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| $300 on Parlay straight up at 25 to 1 odds. Warriors, Brothers, Apes, Sooners, Leathernecks Lost $300 $200 on the over for Terps and Sooners Lost $200 Shouldn't the highest scoring fantasy team pick pay out 10 to 1 odds? I bet $50 on Sooners as highest scoring fantasy team this week. Lost $50 |
| Blues Brothers |
Date Sat Oct 18 12:02:08 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Tue Oct 21 10:06:48 p.m. ET 2008
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| Blues Bros going with the dogs this week: $200 Warriors +8.9 Won $200 $200 Blues + 14.5 Lost $200 $200 Pride + 22.5 Won $200 |
| Woodstock Warriors |
Date Sun Oct 19 12:02:04 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Sun Oct 19 11:31:33 p.m. ET 2008
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| Putting $300 on the Week 7 Parley paying 25 to 1. Lost $300 My winners: Warriors Twerps Monkeys Annie's Necks Putting $200 on the Over for Twerps/Boomers Lost $200 Putting $200 on the Panthers NOT covering the 3.0 point spread. Lost $200 |
| Terrible Terrapins |
Date Sun Oct 19 11:52:20 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Sun Oct 19 11:32:23 p.m. ET 2008
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| Terribles cover the spread vs Boomers $250.00 Lost $250 Saints Cover spread vs Panthers $250.00 Lost $250 Boomers/Terrapins OVER 233.5 $200.00 Lost $200 |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Sat Oct 25 2:26:19 a.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 7 is in the books....Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. Here is Week 8... 1. StackMonkeys 8.5 Woodstock Warriors 2. Terrible Terrapins 4.5 Dragons 3. Boomer Sooners 7.5 Crimson Pride 4. Apes 11.5 Leathernecks 5. Brothers 28.5 Replacements 6. Pick Highest starting scoring fantasy player in NGNG in week 8 Max bet $200 7. Steelers 2.5 Giants Max bet $200 8. Over/Under Annie's Apes Week 8 score 121.5 Max bet $200 9. Week 4 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 25-1 Minimum bet $300 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of first game |
| Boomer Sooners |
Date Sat Oct 25 1:53:01 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Tue Oct 28 12:08:23 a.m. ET 2008
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| $1400 on Boomer Sooners over Crimson Pride vs. the spread. Lost $1400 |
| Blues Brothers |
Date Sun Oct 26 12:13:52 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Tue Oct 28 12:08:59 a.m. ET 2008
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| Blues Bros trying a parlay for $300 taking: Stackmonkeys terribles Pride Leathers Blues Also taking Giants +2.5 for $200 Lost $100 |
| Annie's Town Apes |
Date Sun Oct 26 11:24:51 a.m. ET 2008
Edited Tue Oct 28 12:09:20 a.m. ET 2008
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| i will give the points and take the apes for 1500 Lost $1500 |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Sat Nov 1 1:25:15 p.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 8 is in the books....Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. Here is Week 9... 1. Blues Brothers 9.5 Woodstock Warriors 2. StackMonkeys 6.5 Terrible Terrapins 3. Dragons 2.5 Crimson Pride 4. Apes 3.5 Boomers 5. Leathernecks 8.0 Replacements 6. Pick Highest starting scoring fantasy player in NGNG in week 9 Max bet $200 7. Over/Under Dolphins-Broncos 50.5 Max bet $200 8. Who scores more fantasy points in week 9? Portis or Barber? Max bet $200 9. Week 4 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 25-1 Minimum bet $300 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of first game |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Thu Nov 6 1:54:28 p.m. ET 2008
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| Not sure why nobody bet this week, I guess it's because I waited to long to post the lines.. Well this week we will go a little earlier and see what gives... Here is Week 10... 1. Terrible Terrapins 6.5 Woodstock Warriors 2. StackMonkeys 3.5 Crimson Pride 3. Replacements 6.5 Boomers 4. Leathernecks 8.0 Brothers 5. Dragons 18.0 Apes 6. Pick Highest starting scoring fantasy player in NGNG in week 10 Max bet $200 7. Who scores more fantasy points this week? Grossman, Culpepper, Shaun Hill, Quinn, or Rosenfels Max bet $200 8. Over/Under Terps vs Warriors 236 Max bet $200 9. Week 4 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 25-1 Minimum bet $300 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of first game |
| Blues Brothers |
Date Thu Nov 6 7:50:35 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Nov 12 7:16:44 p.m. ET 2008
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| Blues trying a parlay for $300: Lost $300 Warriors Stackmonkeys Boomers Brothers Dragons |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Wed Nov 12 7:25:22 p.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 10 is in the books....Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. Here is Week 11... 1. Warriors 8.5 Crimson Pride 2. StackMonkeys 7.5 Apes 3. Replacements 13.5 Dragons 4. Leathernecks 3.5 Boomers 5. Brothers 14.0 Terrapins 6. Pick Highest starting scoring fantasy player in NGNG in week 11 Max bet $200 PAYS 5-1 7. Over/Under Points scored on the Chiefs by the Saints 31.5 Max bet $300 8. Who scores more fantasy points in week 11? Portis or Barber? Max bet $200 9. Week 4 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 25-1 Minimum bet $300 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of on SUNDAY |
| Woodstock Warriors |
Date Wed Nov 12 7:40:15 p.m. ET 2008
Edited Wed Nov 26 4:48:28 a.m. ET 2008
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| Tommy, give me $300 on the Week 11 Parley: Warriors Terrapins Replacements Stackmonkeys Leathernecks Also, give me $200 on Barber outscoring Portis on Sunday night. Lost $100 |
| StackMonkeys |
Date Wed Nov 26 5:06:28 a.m. ET 2008
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| OK boys Week 11 is in the books...And so is Kevin's preseason bets except for one. Top of page is updated for wins and losses... I also edited each of your bet posts to show the math. Here is Week 13... 1. Replacements 2.5 Warriors 2. Leathernecks 4.5 StackMonkeys 3. Boomers 24.0 Dragons 4. Terrapins 9.5 Apes 5. Brothers 7.0 Crimson Pride 6. Pick Highest starting scoring fantasy player in NGNG in week 13 Minimum bet $100 PAYS 20-1 7. Alabama 17.5 Auburn Max bet $300 8. Who scores more fantasy points this week? Chad Pennington or Peyton Manning? Max bet $200 9. Week 13 Parlay Pick all five straight up winners (no line) pays 25-1 Minimum bet $300 Betting window closes one hour before kickoff of on Thursday..... |
