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Live Scoring
Week 17
Hammer Time137Details
Whoopin' Wagon106Details
Beach Bums80Details
Carpenter's Story People57Details
Pink Torpedoes94Details
Married Maulers57Details
Rooks88Details
Norse Asspounders103Details
Exeter Bluehawks83Details
Freaks132Details
Club 21686Details
Golden Acapulco Knights120Details
Head-To-Head Results
Week 17
Bye Weeks
Hammer Time137
Whoopin' Wagon106
Beach Bums80
Carpenter's Story People57
Pink Torpedoes94
Married Maulers57
Rooks88
Norse Asspounders103
Exeter Bluehawks83
Freaks132
Club 21686
Golden Acapulco Knights120
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League Standings

Stud

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Exeter Bluehawks Exeter Bluehawks 10-4-0.714 0.0 W3 1769 104.1 1253 89.5 5-1-0
Club 216 Club 216 10-4-0.714 0.0 L1 1696 99.8 1273 90.9 3-3-0
Hammer Time Hammer Time 8-6-0.571 2.0 W1 1917 112.8 1431 102.2 4-2-0
Golden Acapulco Knights Golden Acapulco Knights 3-11-0.214 7.0 L3 1467 86.3 1512 108.0 0-6-0

Cool

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Married Maulers Married Maulers 8-6-0.571 0.0 W3 1675 98.5 1366 97.6 4-2-0
Norse Asspounders Norse Asspounders 7-7-0.500 1.0 W2 1875 110.3 1270 90.7 4-2-0
Whoopin' Wagon Whoopin' Wagon 5-9-0.357 3.0 L2 1531 90.1 1397 99.8 3-3-0
Carpenter's Story People Carpenter's Story People 3-11-0.214 5.0 L4 1403 82.5 1450 103.6 1-5-0

Mack

Franchise W-L-T Pct GB Strk PF Avg PF PA Avg PA Div W-L-T
Rooks Rooks 10-4-0.714 0.0 L1 1711 100.6 1304 93.1 5-1-0
Pink Torpedoes Pink Torpedoes 7-7-0.500 3.0 W2 1583 93.1 1399 99.9 3-3-0
Beach Bums Beach Bums 7-7-0.500 3.0 W1 1713 100.8 1386 99.0 2-4-0
Freaks Freaks 6-8-0.429 4.0 L3 1738 102.2 1545 110.4 2-4-0
Power Rankings
  All-Play Record
Franchise PF PP Eff Bench Points Max PF Min PF Coulda Won Woulda Lost Power Rank W L T Pct
Exeter Bluehawks1769208684.8%805143704537.07106774.578
Rooks1711197886.5%502122723434.02109753.591
Club 2161696201184.3%724144641133.4496892.519
Hammer Time1917203194.4%549146760433.28124603.671
Norse Asspounders1875209289.6%548211692131.23107800.572
Married Maulers1675191887.3%535134573530.4394903.511
Freaks1738205484.6%782146672329.83109780.583
Beach Bums1713199286.0%617153652028.5697873.527
Pink Torpedoes1583181387.3%502130434427.1684994.460
Whoopin' Wagon1531181884.2%588127464125.22741103.404
Carpenter's Story People1403171881.7%723157392120.74511306.289
Golden Acapulco Knights1467173084.8%571132573118.77541303.297
League Newsletter
Week 7

GAK is still awful. Asking about good pickups this week... shoo. A good pickup coulda been last week with Buckhalter. Too bad GAK was busy dealing crack at the pumpkin patch rather than tending to his fantasy team. How was Rooks able to get Buckhalter in waivers last week. I expect more from the less accomplished teams.

Club216 has a funny name and a funny picture. Unfortunately, his main weapon is incapacitated for 4 weeks. Romo was buoying the Club, but he's out just in time to play the almighty Hammer. Hammer thanks Romo. (Although Hammer has Romo in another league. In that league, it's not funny).

Wagon wouldn't have won this week even if he tried. But keeping your #1 pick (Stephen Jackson) on the bench in favor of a player on a bye (Larry Johnson) just isn't smart management. Maulers' win was an abberration. No QB. No TE. One point ahead going into Monday facing the NYG defense. NYG comes up with zippy for Ex. I'm happy about that since Ex is my main competition. Is this a sign that Maulers is all powerful or just a fluke? I'll go with fluke.

Believe me, Bums is really trying hard to get back to the glory of old. I think Bums went to the playoffs her first 6-7 years in the league. The past 4-5 years, she's been HURTING. What happened to yesteryear? Anyway, Bums laid an egg this week, tying Wagon for low score. If only Carpenter woulda went another week without setting his lineup. Bums woulda won with Peyton on the bench... but look what happens when you submit a lineup! Props to Crapenter.

I've added up the score many times now for the Norse-Hammer game. I still don't know how Hammer lost. It's truly a travesty. At least the trade between Hammer and Freaks worked out for somebody (Freaks). Freaks rode the trade to the W column. I'm going to ride Freaks to the promised land next time I see him.

Franchise Owner Activity
FranchiseLast Visited This Page
Commissioner1 day, 13 hours, 8 minutes ago
Beach Bums5 days, 14 hours, 36 minutes ago
Exeter Bluehawks54 days, 27 minutes ago
Norse Asspounders59 days, 4 hours, 39 minutes ago
Club 21659 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes ago
Golden Acapulco Knights293 days, 10 hours, 39 minutes ago
Hammer Time312 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes ago
Rooks315 days, 17 hours, 44 minutes ago
Married Maulers315 days, 18 hours, 52 minutes ago
Pink Torpedoes319 days, 9 hours, 33 minutes ago
Freaks331 days, 9 hours, 41 minutes ago
Carpenter's Story People337 days, 10 hours, 56 minutes ago
Whoopin' Wagon341 days, 20 hours, 33 minutes ago
Waiver Wire Order
#Franchise
1.Carpenter's Story People
2.Golden Acapulco Knights
3.Whoopin' Wagon
4.Freaks
5.Pink Torpedoes
6.Norse Asspounders
7.Beach Bums
8.Married Maulers
9.Hammer Time
10.Rooks
11.Club 216
12.Exeter Bluehawks
Top 10 Players
#PlayerPts
1.Brees, Drew NOS QB518
2.Rivers, Philip SDC QB473
3.Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB465
4.Cutler, Jay DEN QB447
5.Warner, Kurt ARI QB426
6.Manning, Peyton IND QB411
7.Cassel, Matt NEP QB393
8.Romo, Tony DAL QB383
9.McNabb, Donovan PHI QB375
10.Pennington, Chad MIA QB348
All Top Performer Players
Top 10 Free Agents
#PlayerPts
1.Schaub, Matt HOU QB284
2.Campbell, Jason WAS QB282
3.Collins, Kerry TEN QB228
4.Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB227
5.Hill, Shaun SFO QB217
6.Frerotte, Gus MIN QB207
7.Fitzpatrick, Ryan CIN QB187
8.Wallace, Seneca SEA QB165
9.Carney, John NYG PK157
10.Brown, Josh STL PK156
All Top Performer Free Agents
Top 10 Week 22 Adds
#PlayerPct
1.Reed, Jeff PIT PK11.05%
2.Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB9.39%
3.Boldin, Anquan ARI WR8.84%
4.Holmes, Santonio PIT WR8.29%
5.Rackers, Neil ARI PK7.73%
6.Parker, Willie PIT RB7.73%
7.Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def6.63%
8.Warner, Kurt ARI QB6.63%
9.Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def6.08%
10.Smith, Terrelle ARI RB4.97%
All Top Adds
Top 10 Week 22 Drops
#PlayerPct
1.Akers, David PHI PK13.81%
2.McNabb, Donovan PHI QB12.15%
3.Westbrook, Brian PHI RB11.05%
4.Ward, Hines PIT WR (P)10.50%
5.Curtis, Kevin PHI WR7.18%
6.Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def6.08%
7.Jackson, DeSean PHI WR6.08%
8.Favre, Brett NYJ QB (Q)5.52%
9.Neal, Lorenzo BAL RB (P)5.52%
10.James, Edgerrin ARI RB5.52%
All Top Drops
Week 17 MVP Players
PlayerPts
Brees, Drew NOS QB48
Sproles, Darren SDC RB36
Johnson, Andre HOU WR32
Scheffler, Tony DEN TE16
Akers, David PHI PK22
Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def45
All Week 17 Top Performers
Week 17 MVP Starters
PlayerPts
Brees, Drew NOS QB48
Tomlinson, Ladainian SDC RB30
Johnson, Andre HOU WR32
Scheffler, Tony DEN TE16
Akers, David PHI PK22
Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def32
All Week 17 Top Starters
Hot Player News
#Player# Articles
1.Boldin, Anquan ARI WR32
2.Smith, Kevin DET RB30
3.Johnson, Calvin DET WR29
4.Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB28
5.Westbrook, Brian PHI RB27
6.Hester, Devin CHI WR19
7.Manningham, Mario NYG WR19
8.Sanders, Bob IND S19
9.Chambers, Chris SDC WR17
10.Driver, Donald GBP WR17
All NFL News Articles
NFL Pool Summary
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Detailed Results
Survivor Pool
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Week
Team Score
1 Freaks 146
2 Exeter 142
3 Story 157
4 Bums 153
5 Hammer 114
6 Club 144
7 Wagon 125
8 Norse 157
9 Rooks 111
10 Maulers 134
11 GAK 132
12 Exeter 143
13 Norse 134
14 Norse 211

 

Week 17 NFL Schedule
Sun Dec 28 1:00:00 p.m. ET 2008
Patriots13Final
(Weather)
Bills0
Titans0Final
(Dome)
Colts23
Chiefs6Final
(Weather)
Bengals16
Browns0Final
(Weather)
Steelers31
Lions21Final
(Weather)
Packers31
Giants19Final
(Dome)
Vikings20
Raiders31Final
(Weather)
Buccaneers24
Rams27Final
(Dome)
Falcons31
Panthers33Final
(Dome)
Saints31
Bears24Final
(Dome)
Texans31
Sun Dec 28 4:15:00 p.m. ET 2008
Dolphins24Final
(Weather)
Jets17
Cowboys6Final
(Weather)
Eagles44
Seahawks21Final
(Weather)
Cardinals34
Redskins24Final
(Weather)
49ers27
Jaguars7Final
(Weather)
Ravens27
Sun Dec 28 8:15:00 p.m. ET 2008
Broncos21Final
(Weather)
Chargers52
Bye Weeks
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